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A widowed woman was so desperate for sex that she called up 911 service in a drunken haze. The tipsy woman told police that she had not been penetrated for years and was horny.
The widow from Florida named Maria Montenez-Colon apparently called to complain about her car. But after that the horny woman said she hadn't "been penetrated in years". When the police came to her house, she forced herself against one of the the cops.
According to the cops, the 58-year-old woman was drunk and told the officer on duty that no one had penetrated her in years. The Florida widow also told the officer that she feels horny.
Inorder to get the enquiry back on track the police asked her in what way they could help her. To this the woman promptly replied, "you can **** me." After an hour of her call to 911, she called up the service again complaining about the first officer, who had turned her down.
The officer taking the second call asked her whether she remembered her previous conversation to the service. The woman reply that she remembered it while adding, how would she otherwise get them to **** her.
Cops from 911 have nicknamed har 'randy widow' for wasting their time.
(AW: Pratima Tigga)








